Sunday, March 29, 2009

Top Ten Funnies/Wierd/Awesomest Tings of the Week

So, I decided to start writing a blog so I could feel more connected to friends and family, write my observations of the mainland (of which I have many spending almost a third of my life on an island) so feel free to comment.... It's pretty lonely down here, not knowing a single person, but each day I wake up I am grateful I had the "big cajones"(as my realtor put it) to make the big move....
Here's the Top Ten of the Week:
1.The old geyser at the grocery store wearing a "damn seagulls" hat
2.The very old,very Jewish, very New York granny on the Tri-Rail reading a huge copy of ESPN magazine
3.Filling up my HUGE SUV for a mere $30 bucks
4.Gas that is $1.97!!!!
5.My new "watchdog" neighbor who saw the lil scrapper who stole my new slippahs (note to self, ya ain't in Maui anymoh, don't leave slippah's outside)
6.Everytime I get in Big Blue here's what happens, I think to myself, hmmmm I wonder where the bank is, and miraculously it appears, it happened 4 times last week! Hmmm where's the post office, boom. Where's the movies, boom. It's like Big Blue has an internal GPS thats linked to my brain. Now only if he could stop getting me lost, that would be great.
7.Bubble Bath's
8.Buying every single thing that you could ever need for a new life. And I mean EVERYTING. I had nada when I arrived. I even had to unload half my clothes cause my suitcase was too heavy. Just imagine. Starting over. Brand NEW. F U N !!! Especially for someone who loves interior decorating. Love it.
9.Juan Carlos. My new maintenance man. Not only is he saving me money on a.c. by snagging me two brand new ceiling, but I get to brush up on my Espanol.
10.$147 flight to Rome from Miami!!!!

1 comment:

  1. You're going to ROME!?!? Who do you think you are!!!

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