AHHHhhhh Florida...

So I've been here a month and have come to realize that there are A WHOLE LOT of older people here. I mean, when people told me before I moved here that it was the senior citizen capital of the universe, I just brushed it off, well, I'm right in the thick of it. This article is hilarious and pretty much sums it up...

Beyond that, not much to report, started working at a restaurant on the inter-coastal, very good food, but the manager is a Farzad duplicate. I can't believe I walked in to the one restaurant out of a million down here with a crazy lunatic middle easterner AGAIN... I was having flashbacks of my four year stint at Java Jazz at our first employee meeting yesterday-"Who is in charge here, not you,not the customer, the GM is, who's the GM, me me me, you don't like it, GET OUT!" ahhhhhhhhhhh NNNOOOOooooooo!!!!

My Crayyyze Neighbor

The neighborhood "watchdog" is on house arrest for stealing clothes from Kohls across the street. She actually has an ankel bracelet, she must've stolen a ton of clothes! She is super creepy, always watching, always asking to borrow things. Yay, Juan Carlos my maintenance man and new bud told me she is evicted on the first.
I made some new pals today at the pool. My first "Florida friends". Yay. It is very strange to not know anyone and have to start from scratch, after having so many wonderful girlfriends in Hawaii. I have been hit by loneliness more than once over the past week, I think once I start work tomorrow (part time bev.cart girl on a golf course, yup im moving up that corporate ladder) it will be better. I am not used to not working! One thing I've learned over the past 21 days is that I'm not telling anyone else I meet that I just moved here from Maui. They all look at me like I have two heads. From now on, I moved here from North Dakota...I realized after saying to myself more than once over the past few weeks how much south FL. drivers suck, that they probably arent here from south FL. I'm pretty sure we got the northeastern "snowbirds" here right now, and boy have I seen some beauties. Picture Seinfelds parents in"Boca". No lie, they are everywhere, and they DO NOT know how to drive!

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